OK, OK, OK - I only missed one "posting" day so it hasn't even been a week yet you guys... Settle down.
Truth is I almost missed tonight too.
As I type this, it's almost 8pm.
I usually start 2 or 3 hours earlier on my "Blog" days.
(I post on "odd" days for those with short attention spans)
So...
"Why did you almost miss tonight Geoffrey???"
Ah yes, Thank you, I do get distracted easily.
Especially by beautiful women.
Which was a flawless segway into why I almost missed tonight...
A Beautiful woman.
Yeah Buddy!
Let me take you back to O'Dark-Thirty (5:30am)
I had a long day today, which started earlier than usual.
There is a GREAT job that I have been pursuing since April.
For one reason after another this perfect job opportunity has died, or NEARLY died, then like Lazerus was resurrected from the dead. Over and over and over again.
It looks like it might really happen this time and I don't want to jinx it so this is as far as I go talking about it... For now.
Well at aprox. 4:30pm today. I got a text from the before mentioned "Beautiful Woman" and she offers to cook me dinner.
(The Perfect Job and now THIS?!?! What Is it my Birthday???)
- Do you know what's better than getting a text from a "Beautiful Woman"?
- Getting a text offering to cook you dinner.
-Do you know what's better than getting a text from a "BW" offering to make you dinner?
- Nothing... The answer IS NOTHING.
Nothing is better...
(What's that? I sound like I'm bragging??? YEAH I AM!)
At 6pm tonight, I was eating an awesome dinner, made by an amazing person who does not give herself enough credit...
It was delicious and even if it had been subpar, which it was not, it still would've been greatly appreciated.
Food prepared by other people - ALWAYS - tastes better...
Here's the deal though. I noticed, I eat healthier with other people.
There's something to be said for "eating because we are bored" as I sat with her and enjoyed her company.
I ate till I was satisfied and then I didn't think twice about eating anymore.
I was done.
I think I have discovered and invented my own "New Fad Diet"...
The "Beautiful Woman" Diet!
Step 1. Get a Beautiful Woman to cook for you.
Step 2. Lose weight. Or Don't. Who cares. You can die happy now - THIS IS THE DREAM!
We all have good days and bad days.
Today was a good day, it was an OK diet day, but it was a GOOD Day!
If I had a "Hello Kitty" Diary... I would be scribbling in it so hard right now.
Alright I'm out!
GDPIII -
PS - That is a generic photo from the internet of a woman making dinner. That is not my friend who made me dinner. My friend is WAY hotter...
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